Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Wed 042315 – Christian Flag Creepy, Pharmacist Won’t Do Her Job Cuz Jesus, Huckabee Hard For Guns

On hump day, the crabs sink their pincers into the following stories: the new Muppets won’t be for kids; Pope Francis tangles with Murican Christo-ban ninnies; Faux News host like totally sucks; Walmart pharmacist in Taliban-esque Georgia refuses to dispense…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041715 – Feminist Won’t Be Photoshopped, Anti-Abstinent Tweeting, Suzanne Somers Vibrates

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#FaithlessFriday on CrabDiving brings these stories: a bunch of Christ-a-ban loons teaching abstinence-only sex education cold-busted on Twitter; Suzanne Somers tightens more than your thighs; Pat Robertson lays out the perfect child-beating fantasy; nobody told the Archbishop sex with kids…

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CrabDiving – Thu 032615 – Cruz Ain’t Galileo, Willie Nelson Weed, Takei Gives Pence A Tongue Lashing

George Takei boycotts Indiana

On Thursday, the Crabs deliver the following headlines: no one seems to be tolerating Indiana’s intolerance; a foreskin intactivist launches a “prick-starter” campaign skin to end schlong snipping; Willie Nelson will not be the Walmart of weed; Keith Olbermann gets medieval…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031815 – Glenn Beck Leaves Grand Ole Party, Chronic For Cats, Koch Brothers Spend To Spoil

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The Crabs cover the following stories on Wednesday: Snake Salvation preacher is charged with some non-Jesus-like crimes; Glenn Beck bids the GOP an adios; Christian businesses should be separate and a little more than equal according to a RWNJ lawmaker;…

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CrabDiving – Fri 031415 – Paula Deen App For Racist Foodies, Bryan Fischer Bullies Bilinguals, Penis Transplant

Friday’s Crabs includes a rundown of the top five songs in Murica per Billboard U.S.A., plus these stories: Paula Deen mobile app will mos def appeal to racist foodies; millennials are way more bi; Bryan Fischer floats a stupid theory regarding…

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