Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Wed 031815 – Glenn Beck Leaves Grand Ole Party, Chronic For Cats, Koch Brothers Spend To Spoil

Glenn Beck diverse audience

The Crabs cover the following stories on Wednesday: Snake Salvation preacher is charged with some non-Jesus-like crimes; Glenn Beck bids the GOP an adios; Christian businesses should be separate and a little more than equal according to a RWNJ lawmaker;…

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CrabDiving – Fri 031415 – Paula Deen App For Racist Foodies, Bryan Fischer Bullies Bilinguals, Penis Transplant

Friday’s Crabs includes a rundown of the top five songs in Murica per Billboard U.S.A., plus these stories: Paula Deen mobile app will mos def appeal to racist foodies; millennials are way more bi; Bryan Fischer floats a stupid theory regarding…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030615 – Chris Christie’s Financial Fellatio, White Christians Losing Numero Uno, Han Solo Crashes

This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 022515 – Pat Robertson Ain’t A Mars Fan, Texas Secessionists Busted By Fuzz

Republic of Texas secessionists

This Wednesday, the Crabs cover the following stories: Pat Robertson isn’t much for Mars cuz it ain’t in the Bible; RWNJs want Christianity dubbed our “national religion”; Texas secessionists are pissed cuz the po-po raided their revolution party; the socialist candidate…

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