Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Fri 042724 – Trump Is Irate That The Violent MAGA Horde He Wants Isn’t Showing Up

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Trump is irate that the violent MAGA horde he wants isn’t showing up. Enquirer Czar David Pecker testified at Shitler’s hush money trial and revealed the vileness of tabloid journalism. An army of New Yorkers were outside the court chanting…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030624 – Nikki Haley Dropped Out and Bye Felicia To Kyrsten Sinema

Nikki Haley dropped out and we said, “Bye Felicia” to Kyrsten Sinema. The MAGAT SCOTUS continued to slow-walk the court date for Trump’s immunity hearing. Delusional fascist wanker Nick Fuentes squirted through his Nazi kakis over Shitler’s supposed hotness. Rapist…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122723 – Trump’s Joyous Christmas Greeting Included “Rot In Hell”

Trump’s joyous Christmas greeting included “rot in Hell.” The New York Times filed a suit against Microsoft’s AI for stealing their content. Authoritarian tech bro Elon Musk hasn’t been able to create an anti-woke AI. The evil Republic of Florida…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121823 – Clarence Thomas Whined About His SCOTUS Salary

Clarence Thomas whined about his SCOTUS salary. Roseanne caterwauled incoherent rhetoric about a Nazi-fascist-Muslim-caliphate conspiracy theory which was too loony for the brownshirts of Turning Point to swallow. SImpleton MAGAT Brian Kilmeade of Fox and Friends blathered a lame excuse…

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