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CrabDiving Fri – 112114 – Kirk Cameron Plays Gay, Nanny Cams Get Russian Distribution, Poland Poo Poos Pooh

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Friday’s CrabDiving includes the following: the dullard Duggars engage in homophobic fear mongering; nanny cams and baby monitors find distribution from a bunch of Russian hackers; hand dryers are horrific; moronic mouth-breather Kirk Cameron busts out the acting skills for…

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CrabDiving Wed – 111914 – Lemon Is A Load, Supermodel Accuses Cosby of Rape, Glenn Beck’s Race-War

On Wednesday, the Crabs dissect these news items: Glenn Beck in his usual mellifluous and melodramatic fashion frets over what he thinks will be an imminent race-war; Bryan Fischer wants to hold a Pope-style enclave with all this “family values” jerk-off buddies…

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CrabDiving – Thu 111314 – Glenn Beck Death Scene, Kirk Cameron Poo Poos Sparkle Season, Ark of Urine

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The Crabs spread the following headlines on Thursday: Bill O’Reilly girds his loins in preparation for the oncoming onslaught upon Christmas; Alex Jones and Skeksis Phyllis Schlafly sound barely human demonstrating total apathy towards the people suffering from Ebola in…

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