Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Mon 020915 – Shame On Judge Roy Moore, Manson Marriage Is Off, Okla-coma Dullard Blows Up Kid

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The Crabs give a big “frag you” to the dishonorable, dickhead-ish jerk-off Judge Roy Moore and cover the following stories: same sex couples in Alabama exercise their human rights and get married; a Republican in Missouri introduces something great that isn’t…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020415 – Ken Ham’s Theme Park Lawsuit, Kid Punished For Wielding Hobbit Ring, Hiltons & Walmarts Can Suck It

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Pat and Ryan cover these headlines: the FCC does something non-shitty; Ken Ham is suing Kentucky cuz he wants ‘Murica tax dollars to pay for his “Christian-Wally-World”; Comcast sends bill to “Asshole” #takesonetoknowone; a St. Louis police union spokesperson threatens…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020215 – Mike Huckabee aka Simpleton McTubby, Obama Made Bieber De-Boob, Super Bowl 2015

On Monday, Pat and Ryan learn that Simpleton McTubby AKA Mike Huckabee sees gays as bacon wrapped shrimp cuz he’s a gigantic Christ-a-ban walrus; Super bowl 2015 had lots of views and lots of man-on-man action; Bruce Jenner is officially transitioning…

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