On Tuesday, the Crabs salute the late, great Robin Williams and contend with the following lunacy from Murica; Sarah Palin comes off as incoherent and possibly drunk on her own silly channel #WTFJohnMcCain; the husband of a Democratic candidate in…
CrabNation covers the following stories on hump-day; Harry Potter is as good or better than the “word of God” in Sioux Falls #Dumbledore; the Chicago White Sox are having an LGBT night despite straight-white-male push-back; a bear attacking a Russian…
On Monday, CrabNation covers the following headlines: Cliven Bundy said God told him to go forth and be a right-wing armed lunatic, burrowed away in a scary compound with a creepy redneck army; Coach Dave Daubenmire says you can’t be…
On Thursday’s CrabNation, the Crabs pinch off the following stories: Ted Cruz hosts a pizza party with all his RWNJ buddies to decide the fate of hungry, abused children seeking asylum in #Murica; Massachusetts is morphing into Mexichusetts according to…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you a cornucopia of kooks engaging in the following shenanigans: Governor Ultrasound, the dude that wanted any woman seeking an abortion to be probed, might have had some problems getting along with his wife #shocker; Ted Cruz leads…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you these stories: two Ukraine fighter planes might have been downed by Uncle Nipples; Steve Doocy doesn’t believe your life is worth saving if you don’t speak English #WWJD; Hollywood is having a crap summer at the…