On Monday, CrabNation covers the following headlines: Cliven Bundy said God told him to go forth and be a right-wing armed lunatic, burrowed away in a scary compound with a creepy redneck army; Coach Dave Daubenmire says you can’t be…
On Thursday’s CrabNation, the Crabs pinch off the following stories: Ted Cruz hosts a pizza party with all his RWNJ buddies to decide the fate of hungry, abused children seeking asylum in #Murica; Massachusetts is morphing into Mexichusetts according to…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you a cornucopia of kooks engaging in the following shenanigans: Governor Ultrasound, the dude that wanted any woman seeking an abortion to be probed, might have had some problems getting along with his wife #shocker; Ted Cruz leads…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you these stories: two Ukraine fighter planes might have been downed by Uncle Nipples; Steve Doocy doesn’t believe your life is worth saving if you don’t speak English #WWJD; Hollywood is having a crap summer at the…
On this episode, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: Ken Ham says that alien life will mos def burn in hell #ETPhoneHome; DC court tries to gut Obamacare; a lady lets the lord pilot her automobile to the detriment…
CrabNation combats the “Mondays” with the following stories: The Church of England says women can now wear funny bishop hats #yesallwomen; a Minnesota Minor League Baseball team has an “atheist night” and #RWNJ heads explode; Homeland Security agent squeezes off…