CrabNation Wednesday brings you these stories: two Ukraine fighter planes might have been downed by Uncle Nipples; Steve Doocy doesn’t believe your life is worth saving if you don’t speak English #WWJD; Hollywood is having a crap summer at the…
On this episode, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: Ken Ham says that alien life will mos def burn in hell #ETPhoneHome; DC court tries to gut Obamacare; a lady lets the lord pilot her automobile to the detriment…
CrabNation combats the “Mondays” with the following stories: The Church of England says women can now wear funny bishop hats #yesallwomen; a Minnesota Minor League Baseball team has an “atheist night” and #RWNJ heads explode; Homeland Security agent squeezes off…
CrabNation Friday kicks off the weekend with the following loony headlines: Donald Sterling refers to his wife as a “pig” in court #marriage #love; Tony Perkins is a big stupid liar when it comes to Sharia Law in the military…
The frightening Texas Republican platform for 2014 seeks to ban Islamic Sharia Law while ironically ramming the Christian version up everyone’s starfish. In addition to excluding gay GOP groups from their annual Klan – oops, I mean Texas GOP party – meeting, the…
Loathsome preacher Pat Robertson referred to atheists as “swine” to which Christians should avoid casting the “pearls” of their indoctrination. This latest turd from the Christian-Taliban leader fell out of his mouth on a recent episode of his 700 Club…