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CrabDiving – Mon 122214 – Everybody Has Bloody Hands, Clockwork Orange Ultra-Sound, Pat Robertson Explains Weed

On Monday, Pat and Ryan cover Mayor de Blasio’s press conference about the murder of two New York cops, plus the following stories: NYC Police Union Chief proclaims everyone “has blood on their hands“; Staten Island elected a felon; City Councilor reminds…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 121614 – Lena Dunham Lies, Cosby’s Wife Denies, Mama June Sex Tape

On this episode of the Hick, Brent breaks the news that Mama June and Sugar Bear got offered a sex tape deal. He also covers these stories: Cosby has another accuser and Camille Cosby absurdly denies it all; there’s a Marky Mothertruckin’…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121514 – Condom Up, I’ll Ride With You, RWNJ Marries Horse

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Monday’s CrabDiving includes the following stories: porn stars ordered to “condom up” in Hollywood; Aussies combat Islamophobia with #illridewithyou; Spelman College suspends the professorship of America’s funniest serial rapist; Leonardo DiCaprio is collecting all women despite a horrendous underbeard; RWNJ…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 121214 – Beverly Johnson Comes Forward, Honey Boo Boo Update, Wahlberg Stupid

The Hollywood Hick covers the following: Bill Cosby tried to rape America’s first black super model, Beverly Johnson; Mark Wahlberg suffers yet another break-up from the Hick; Honey Boo Boo update. Plus, more stupid criminal stories! Podcast (hollywood-hick): Play in…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 120914 – Mark Wahlberg Blows, Leo’s Underbeard, Furry Genocide

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Mark Wahlberg gets Broke The F*#K Up With on this episode. Plus, and The Hollywood Hick covers these stories: Leonardo “To-catch-a-ho” and his gross under-beard shouldn’t be attracting so many chicks; Furry genocide ain’t funny; Miley Cyrus decides to venture out…

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CrabDiving – Thu 121114 – Ariana Grande Toted, Bobby Jindal Scary, No Reach-Arounds From Edward Scissorhands

The Crabs are joined in studio by The Hollywood Hick and the hate crimes of Marky Mark Wahlberg and his dumb duckface are revisited. We also cover the following: the new spending bill blows; a vapid Virginia billboard claims no…

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