On today’s show, the Crabs are joined by Los Angeles comic Brent Parris and the following stories are covered: Pastor Juan Demetrius McFarland confesses to his parishioners that he has committed many sins including giving some of them AIDS #Oopsie;…
Pat and Ryan bust out these headlines on the day ‘Murica celebrates the life of everyone’s favorite rapist/pillager/crap-navigator Christopher Columbus #eatme; had we not cut funding to the dudes in white lab coats, there might be an Ebola shot available…
This TGIF episode of the Crabs includes a rundown of the recent Sarah Palin family brawl in Alaska as well as these headlines: we are all purple penguins in the eyes of progressive education; across the pond, a dwarf took…
Thursday’s Crabs included the following stories: Tom Cotton warns of a plan by ISIS and the Cartel to take Arkansas #don’tflatteryourself; Mitch McConnell comes off as a turd on Sports Radio; RWNJ Phyllis Schlafly thinks Obama is turning America into…
On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan cover the launch of RWNJ Herman Cain’s new cyber channel and the un-heavenly behavior of a certain ex-television minister-dad. The following is also discussed: Peter Labarbera and Pat Robertson still do not support gay marriage…
On Monday, the Crabs cover these stories: some think Ebola in Texas gives Governor Perry a shot at rebuilding his political rep while another RWNJ thinks that anyone who has been exposed or infected should be off’d #oops; the Supreme…