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CrabDiving – Fri 123022 – Kimberly Guilfoyle Got $60,000 To Introduce Don Jr. On Insurrection Day

Kimberly Guilfoyle got $60,000 to introduce Don Jr. on insurrection day. An arrest was made in the Idaho stabbing case. Ginni Thomas, wife of SCOTUS, said she never talked about cases with hubby Clarence, wink, wink. DeathSantis and his thugs…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111422 – Democrats Kept Control Of The Senate and The GOP Are Blaming Each Other

Democrats kept control of the Senate and the GOP are blaming each other. Super sad Senator Lindsay Graham squirted real tears over Herschel Walker’s treatment by the lame-streams and how that will discourage young African Americans from voting Republican. Experts…

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CrabDiving – Fri 110422 – Crazy Religious Republicans Are Getting Crazier

Crazy religious Republicans are getting crazier. Religious freak Doug Mastriano has taken his bigotted, antisemetic campaign to the Reawaken America Tour. Americans are concerened about political violence. A judge shot down Mein Pillow AKA Mike Lindell’s attempt to reclaim his…

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CrabDiving – Wed 092122 – NY Attorney General Is Suing The Hell Out of Trump and Melania Totally Loves Christmas

The NY Attorney General is suing the hell out of Trump and Melania totally loves Christmas. Fascist load Putin announced a mobilization of 300,000. Mike Lindell AKA Mein Pillow is faced with a probe over a plot to target election…

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