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CrabDiving – Wed 122414 – First Name Agnes Last Name Jenner, New York No-No’s Fracking, Dude Where’s My Ebola?

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This Wednesday the Crabs cover these stories: Bruce Jenner to be “Agnes”; pastor drops dead singing “Happy”; Indiana lawmaker wants a “protect the manger law”: New York says “eat me” to fracking; Rand Paul busts out his grievances against fellow politicians…

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Boehner Bringing Benghazi Back

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Despite the recent findings of his own party’s House “Intelligence” Committee confirming – yet again – the non-scandal-ness of the administration’s response to the Benghazi attack, our orange Speaker of the House is insisting he will be continuing the GOP snipe…

CrabDiving Wed – 111914 – Lemon Is A Load, Supermodel Accuses Cosby of Rape, Glenn Beck’s Race-War

On Wednesday, the Crabs dissect these news items: Glenn Beck in his usual mellifluous and melodramatic fashion frets over what he thinks will be an imminent race-war; Bryan Fischer wants to hold a Pope-style enclave with all this “family values” jerk-off buddies…

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