CrabDiving – Tue 033115 – Fracking Water Challenge, Scientology Attacks Going Clear, Arkansas Out-Bigots Indiana

On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: walrus oxy-addict and conservative darling Rush Limbaugh can’t wrap his big, fat brain around gay marriage and human rights #shocker; topless woman bares giant boobies on Google Maps in protest of “flat-tittied” haters; the Church of Scientology lashes out against “Going Clear” in creepy ways; “Faux News” hosts birther feeding frenzy orgy; a Texas jerk-off makes a sour puss over a little girl opting for a suit rather than a dress; an Iowa paper shows off their bigotry and racism in ridic fashion; Rand Paul wins the pandering award; Arkansas doesn’t wanna be out-done by Indiana. Finally, a farmer in Nebraska asks some oily politicians to take Pepsi challenge with a lil’ bit of harmless fracking water.

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