Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 051815 – Lindsey Graham Running, Jeb Backs Bigots

Lindsey Graham running for President

On Monday, the Crabs highlight the usual RWNJ lunacy which includes these stories: Lindsey Graham, running for President, makes a slow, graceful entrance into the 2016 Republican clown-car.  Glenn Beck trolls doomsday preppers. Chuck Norris explains how O-bummer litr’ally constructed an apocalypse.  Jeb Bush thinks…

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CrabDiving – Tue 033115 – Fracking Water Challenge, Scientology Attacks Going Clear, Arkansas Out-Bigots Indiana

farmer pours fracking water

On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: walrus oxy-addict and conservative darling Rush Limbaugh can’t wrap his big, fat brain around gay marriage and human rights #shocker; topless woman bares giant boobies on Google Maps in protest of “flat-tittied”…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032415 – Ted Cruz Bu-Bye To Rock After 9-11, Phil Robertson Torture Porn, Satan Got Megyn Kelly

Bryan Fischer thinks Satan Got Megyn Kelly

Pat and Ryan rage over these tales of RWNJ lunacy; Ted Cruz stopped liking classic rock after 911; Rick Scott’s Disaster Chief minion will not let the words “climate change” spill from his stupid moron lips; Kirk Cameron’s movie is…

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