CrabDiving – Tue 031715 – Chuck Norris Endorses Netanyahu, Aaron Shock Exits Stage Left, Starbucks Race-Together

On St. Patrick’s Day the guys review Starbuck’s bizarre plan to wipe out bigotry. They also cover the following: a gun show vendor sells some not so progressive shooting targets; Chuck Norris lets us know that he has many Israeli friends while endorsing Netanyahu; Ted Cruz wants your child to know that the world is burning; Cory Booker suggests frats should be raided for illegal drugs, even though it could lead to the arrests of rich, white kids; Aaron Schock bids farewell and exits stage left, abandoning his Downton Abbey decorated digs. Finally, the Crabs salute simpleton Tom Cotton on nailing a perfect “Full-Hilter” landing.

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