Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 113020 – Trump Raged Over The “DiaperDon” Twitter Trend & Scotland Wants To Scexit

Trump Raged Over The "DiaperDon" Twitter Trend

Trump raged over the “DiaperDon” Twitter trend. Many Americans traveled over the holiday weekend despite warnings from the CDC and Dr. Fauci. The Crabs reviewed Shitler’s “tiny desk” insanity. Following the encounter with the presidential wee table, Man-baby tossed a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112520 – Loser Trump Pardoned Criminal Mike Flynn & Ivanka Does Damage Control

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Loser Trump pardoned criminal Mike Flynn. Health experts warned Thanksgiving could be the “mother of all super-spreader events.” Shitler phoned into Rudy G’s latest sad little playlet meant to overturn the election of Joe Biden. Donald’s crappy daughter Ivanka has…

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CrabDiving – Mon 112320 – Michigan Certified The Election & The GSA Started The Transition

Michigan certified the election and the GSA started the transition. The infamous GOP canvasser from Michigan was schooled on certification by an adult. Team Trump tossed attorney Sidney Powell under the bus. Fox-bot Tucker Carlson dared to criticize Sidney Powel…

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CrabDiving – Fri 112020 – Cocaine Obviously Doesn’t Prevent COVID-19 & Hackers Got To Kenneth Copeland

Cocaine Obviously Doesn't Prevent COVID-19

Cocaine obviously doesn’t prevent COVID-19. The Georgia Secretary of State certified the peach state for Biden. According to the Trump-suckers at OAN, Man-baby hasn’t lost the election. Even Fox wank-bot Tucker Carlson couldn’t get behind the lies spewed from Rudy…

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CrabDiving – Thu 111920 – Crazy Rudy’s Hair Dye Malfunction & Lindsey Graham Ethics Complaint

Crazy Rudy's Hair Dye Malfunction

Crazy Rudy’s hair dye malfunction cemented the former Mayor’s hold on first-chair in Trump’s band of fascist loons. While representing Man-baby’s presidential campaign in a weird election fraud suit, Giuliani reenacted a scene from My Cousin Vinny but was then…

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