Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Tue 020221 – Trump’s B-Team Impeachment Lawyers Will Push BS Fraud Theories

Trump’s B-Team impeachment lawyers will push BS fraud theories. Science types said the mutations in the UK coronavirus variant is troublesome. Oregon decriminalized all drugs and will offer treatment over incarceration. Oligarch Jeff Bezos announced his retirement from Amazon. A…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012621 – Craven GOP Senators Will Probably Acquit Trump

The craven GOP Senators will probably acquit Trump. Cali decided to lift stay-at-home COVID-19 restrictions. A MAGAT lawmaker in the gun-shine-state announced intentions to rename a roadway after former President Poopy Pampers. Casino fatcat-couple charted a private flight to illegally…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012021 – Trump’s Nightmare Presidency Is Over & Joe Biden Was Inaugurated 46th POTUS

Trump’s nightmare presidency is over. Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez and Garth Brooks performed at Biden’s inauguration. National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman’s inaugural poem said democracy is what we aspire for. Impeached Donald Trump looked like crap at his sad…

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