Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 113018 – Don Junior Is Screwed & Trump’s Having A Bad Time At The G20

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CrabDiving Political Podcast reviewed all the ways Don Junior is screwed in the Trump-Russia probe. Anchorage was hit with a powerful earthquake and luckily, the Crab’s Alaskan correspondent came out unscathed. Canadian Czar Justin Trudeau trolled Twitler by referring to the USMCA…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112818 – Trump Twitter Storm As Mueller Closes In & Why Aren’t Our Schools Like Finland?

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The Trump Twitter storm as Mueller closes in is magnificently craptastic and we read every single presidential twit. Shitler reminded us a pardon for guilty AF Manafort was not off the table. The whiner-in-chief shared a ridic pic calling for treason…

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CrabDiving – Tue 112018 – Trump Kisses Saudi Butt & Ohio Republicans Want The Handmaid’s Tale To Happen

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Trump kisses Saudi butt and not a single atheist soul at CrabDiving Studios was remotely shocked. Pat read Trump’s insane official statement about the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.  A report revealed Shitler wanted the DOJ to prosecute Hillary Clinton and…

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CrabDiving – Thu 111518 – Evil Mega-Corp Facebook Smeared Soros & Ben Carson Sucks At His Job

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The evil mega-corp Facebook smeared Soros to cover up its Russian meddling complicity. The timing of Trump’s latest trashing of the Mueller probe could be an indication of yuuuge Russia news. Trump and Co. ominously claimed they have broad discretion to regulate…

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CrabDiving – Tue 111318 – Taxpayers Funding Amazon’s Helipad & Gosh, Why Are Hate Crimes Rising?

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The taxpayers funding Amazon’s helipad is total crapola and the Crabs unloaded upon oligarch Jeff Bezos with the intensity of 69 suns. Trump announced yet another shake-up in his fascist banana administration which could mean walking papers to family-separator extraordinaire Kirstjen Nielsen.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 110618 – Early Election Day Coverage & Atlanta Suburban Racists’ City-Making Shenanigans

The Crabs featured early election day coverage on this episode of the progressive podcast. Georgia Governor candidate, Jack-a-load Brian Kemp defended the bogus voter hacking charges levied by his corrupt office. Speaking of bogus, our Border Patrol folks in El Paso…

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