Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 082119 – Trump Canceled A Denmark Trip Because They Won’t Sell Greenland & Florida Kinkajou Attack

Trump Canceled A Norway Trip Because They Won't Sell Greenland

Trump canceled a Denmark trip because they won’t sell Greenland. However, the real reason could be that Shitler doesn’t want to be upstaged by Obama’s visit later in the month to the Danish country. We learned from Cheeto he is,…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081519 – Israel Banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib & CVS Limits Birth Control

Israel Banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib

Israel banned Representatives Omar and Tlaib at the behest of racist Trump. Even AIPAC pushed back against Israel’s decision to ban the legislators. Senator Elizabeth Warren jumped out to a big lead in an Iowa Caucus poll. Another poll from…

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CrabDiving – Wed 081419 – Steve King’s Rape and Incest Comments & Recession Signs Increasing

Steve King's Rape and Incest Comments

Steve King’s rape and incest comments earned the Nazi legislator a profane shaming from hosts of CrabDiving. Trump knows dick about the yield curve and surely we are headed for a nasty recession. The guards of Jeffrey Epstein were napping…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080919 – Gun Seller Walmart Removes Violent Video Game Promos & Tucker Carlson’s “Vacation”

Gun Seller Walmart Removes Violent Video Game Promos

Massive gun seller Walmart removes violent video games promos but leaves the personal weapons of mass destruction aisles well enough alone. Biden uttered some dumb racist crap. Supposedly, the number of presidential candidates to chose from are tiring Iowa voters.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 080519 – Trump Blames Shootings On Everything But Guns & MAGA Bomber Sentenced

Trump Blames Shootings On Everything But Guns

Trump blames shootings on everything but guns. Hillary Clinton reminded ‘Murica video games are played in every country but not every country has mass shootings. An empty-headed GOP load legislator from Ohio blamed the shooting in Dayton on athletes like…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080219 – Majority of House Democrats Now Support Impeachment & Trump’s Ridiculous DNI Nominee Bails

Majority of House Democrats Now Support Impeachment

The majority of House Democrats now support the impeachment of this treasonous rapist wacko, finally! Unearthed recordings of Reagan and Nixon proved the old, dead leaders to be racist tyrants. Job numbers painted a crap picture of our economy. Oligarch…

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