CrabDiving – Mon 080519 – Trump Blames Shootings On Everything But Guns & MAGA Bomber Sentenced

Trump blames shootings on everything but guns. Hillary Clinton reminded ‘Murica video games are played in every country but not every country has mass shootings. An empty-headed GOP load legislator from Ohio blamed the shooting in Dayton on athletes like Colin Kaepernick and drag queens. Without invoking Shitler, Obama spoke out about gun violence, asking the country to reject leaders that feed a climate of fear. Moscow Mitch and Republi-dink Rand Paul were put on the D.L. for legislators. Radicalized by FOX and Trump, domestic terrorist Cesar Sayoc got 20 years in prison for sending pipe bombs to prominent Democrats and progressives. Former NRA “personality” Dana Loesch suggested mass shootings happen frequently in this country because “men no longer have chests.” We learned an evangelical nutball creationist will lord over the Florida School system. According to an article from New York Magazine, Czar Cheeto encouraged Ivanka to release a sex tape similar to Paris Hilton’s famous vid with Ray J. Former fireman and current coo-coo-Jeebus-bot Mark Taylor said those that mock him will surely pay a steep price with sky-god. A privileged, white, Michigan man was only sentenced to 60 weekend days in jail after poisoning his wife’s coffee.

Trump Blames Shootings On Everything But Guns

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