Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 070119 – Ivanka Trump Ignored At The G20 & Donald Wants July 4th Tanks

Ivanka Trump Ignored At The G20

Ivanka Trump got ignored at the G20 and the memes that ensued were brutal. A particularly painful video showed the first daughter sadly attempting to speak with grown-up G20 diplomats. Shitler demanded tanks for his totalitarian military-style parade. We learned…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062819 – Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling & Harris Dunked on Biden

Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling

Trump and Putin joked about election meddling at the G20 in Japan. The United States Women’s Soccer Team won the quarterfinals for the World Cup, defeating France. A dangerous heat wave is torturing Europe. The Crabs analyzed night two of…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062519 – Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him “Retarded” & Falwell Jr. Is A Garbage Person

Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him Retarded

Trump threatened obliteration after Iran called him “retarded.” Consumer confidence dropped to the lowest levels since September 2017. Migrant kids held at a particularly heinous Trump concentration camp were temporarily moved for the sake of optics. Wayfair faced protests from…

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CrabDiving – Thu 062019 – Roy Moore Rides Again & McConnell Opposes Reparations Because We Had A Black President

Roy Moore rides again and surely the time in the saddle will be even rougher for the rapey wanna-be Senator. The US slammed Iran for an unprovoked attack on a spy-drone. Cocaine Mitch and the U.S. Senate blocked Trump’s arms…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061919 – Another Tired Trump Racist Hate Rally & Falwell Jr.’s Poolboy

Another Tired Trump Racist Hate Rally

Another tired Trump racist rally popped off in Murica. At Shitler Fest, a vile deplorable was arrested for smacking the phone from a reporter’s hand. Fellow Dems slammed former VP Biden for wistfully reminiscing about his time in the legislature…

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