Measles cases surge thanks to antivaxxers. Trump wandered off the teleprompter during a speech about opioid abuse in what sounded like paranoia and delusion. Christo-nut Dave Daubenmire assured his mouth-breathing minions Hillary was indicted by jeebus. Apparently, Shitler lost his…
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CrabDiving – Tue 042319 – Trump Defies Congressional Subpoenas & The Mueller Report Is A Best Seller
Trump defies congressional subpoenas just as any old totalitarian might. Secretary Clinton and Speaker Pelosi admitted Shitler may need to be impeached. Cheeto’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, in charge of peace in the Middle East, got shut down when the elitist…
CrabDiving – Fri 041919 – To Impeach Or Not to Impeach & Loony Religious Nuts Fear Buttigieg
To impeach or not to impeach was the question soundly answered by presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren. Democrats in the House are inexplicably stymied by the impeachment dilemma. Shitler shamed former White House Counsel Don McGahn for taking the notes, evidenced…
CrabDiving – Fri 041219 – Pete Buttigieg Makes Pence Squeal Persecution & Ivanka Is Useless As Expected
Pete Buttigieg makes Pence squeal persecution on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Trump said he would pardon border agents that got jail time for breaking the law in an effort to enforce his illegal and fascist immigration policies. Cheeto…
CrabDiving – Thu 041119 – Julian Assange Arrested & GOP Trying To Make The Handmaid’s Tale Real
Julian Assange was arrested and the Crabs covered his removal from the Ecuadorian embassy. An oil dick was confirmed as Secretary of the Interior and some Dems even voted to confirm the Trump loon. Ham-faced conserva-twunt Glenn Beck told Trump-licker…
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CrabDiving – Wed 041019 – Barr Fulfills Trump’s Conspiracy Dreams & Two Cool Big Science Stories
Barr fulfills Trump’s conspiracy dreams and man-baby joyfully soiled his pampers with so much totalitarian squirt. Apparently, Cheeto didn’t think George Washington didn’t do enough to solidify his name in history, even though our first president’s face is on the…