CrabDiving – Tue 042319 – Trump Defies Congressional Subpoenas & The Mueller Report Is A Best Seller

Trump defies congressional subpoenas just as any old totalitarian might. Secretary Clinton and Speaker Pelosi admitted Shitler may need to be impeached. Cheeto’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, in charge of peace in the Middle East, got shut down when the elitist complained in an interview America’s heart was hurt because of the Mueller Probe. The printed copy of the Mueller Report is a best seller on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. Congressman Elijah Cummings is getting real with a White House official who is defying a congressional subpoena. Pete Buttigieg foes are scrambling to find dirt on the Dem presidential candidate. Senator Elizabeth Warren was asked about keeping cops safe and her amazing response was a primer on racial justice. Lunatic anti-choice d-bag Dave Daubenmire drove 16 hours roundtrip to Hillary Clinton’s house just to stand outside on the street and caterwaul for her arrest. A human impersonator on Faux News called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “mindless moron” after she objected to privatizing the V.A. The U.S. won’t vote for a U.N. resolution recognizing rape as a weapon of war cuz, “What if a sexual assault victim needs an abortion?” In science news, A.I. is creating some continuous death metal and also beating gaming pros.

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