Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Mon 011915 – Robert E. Lee Day Fail, Lindsey Graham Is A Tease, Senators Swim Naked

dallas antiislamic protest

On Martin Luther King Day, the Crabs rage about the following: Robert E. Lee, loser of the Civil War and human trafficker, gets a holiday cuz people are morons; Lindsey Graham is dipping an oh so-delicately manicured toe into the presidential…

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CrabDiving – Fri 011615 – QVC Declares The Moon A Planet, Louisiana Keeps BJ Ban, Sarah Palin Strips & Thumbs A Ride

Sarah Palin hitchhiking

The Crabs get the weekend party started with these stories: footballer Michael Sam proposes to his dude at the Vatican #awesome; the Biebs and Selena Gomez are totes together again; simpleton Sarah Palin gets all sultry with a striptease as she…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011415 – Gun Cave Of Racism, Kilmeade Cool With Xenophobia, Cut The Cheese I Cut Your Face

Texas State Rep Cecil Bell Jr anti gay marriage bill

The Crabs rage about the following stories: according to dullard Allen West, the President must decide between Islamic terrorists or freedom; Fox “News” host, Brian Kilmeade isn’t at all bothered by a little xenophobia; The Gun Cave in Arkansas refuses to…

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