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CrabDiving – Mon 122914 – Bra Bandit Busted, Fox Host Suggests Metric System Downed Plane, Chris Rock Divorced

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Pat and Ryan cover these stories: a Fox News host thinks the metric system brought down Air Asia; “Bra Bandit” busted in China; Chris Rock doesn’t wait til death to be parted; a bunch of lunatic religious-types refuse to sit…

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CrabDiving – Fri 122614 – Jet For Bieber, Alaskan Ass-Mist, Neil deGrasse Tyson Wins Twitter

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On Boxing Day, the Crabs deliver the following: celeb simpleton Justin Bieber gets a jet for Christmas; Alaska is looking in the eye of an ass-mist invasion; Ireland rules that women aren’t human incubators; Dustin Diamond gets “stabby”; Baby Jesus…

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CrabDiving – Wed 122414 – First Name Agnes Last Name Jenner, New York No-No’s Fracking, Dude Where’s My Ebola?

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This Wednesday the Crabs cover these stories: Bruce Jenner to be “Agnes”; pastor drops dead singing “Happy”; Indiana lawmaker wants a “protect the manger law”: New York says “eat me” to fracking; Rand Paul busts out his grievances against fellow politicians…

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