Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving Wed – 111914 – Lemon Is A Load, Supermodel Accuses Cosby of Rape, Glenn Beck’s Race-War

On Wednesday, the Crabs dissect these news items: Glenn Beck in his usual mellifluous and melodramatic fashion frets over what he thinks will be an imminent race-war; Bryan Fischer wants to hold a Pope-style enclave with all this “family values” jerk-off buddies…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111714 – Female Condoms 101, KKK Short-Sheet-ed, Manson Marries Near Millennial

Monday’s CrabDiving comes to you with these stories: Bristol Palin’s blog should tagged “fiction”; an evil oil tycoon is accused of being stingy in a divorce settlement; Chicago parents lose their marbles because their kids are being schooled on the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 111414 – KKK Stands With The Popo of Ferguson, Sweater Puppet Sabbatical, Glenn Beck Is Minaj-Ah-Nazi

CrabDiving welcomes the weekend with a bevy of lunatics that include Coach Dave, Pat Robertson and the ham-face-wonder, Glenn Beck, plus these stories: the KKK vows to protect Ferguson’s way-armed, way-white, militia-style police force; it’s all frowny faces down at…

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CrabDiving – Thu 111314 – Glenn Beck Death Scene, Kirk Cameron Poo Poos Sparkle Season, Ark of Urine

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The Crabs spread the following headlines on Thursday: Bill O’Reilly girds his loins in preparation for the oncoming onslaught upon Christmas; Alex Jones and Skeksis Phyllis Schlafly sound barely human demonstrating total apathy towards the people suffering from Ebola in…

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