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CrabDiving – Mon 121420 – Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President & Florida’s Governor Is Dumb AF

Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President

The Electoral College voted Joe Biden as president. A GOP gaggle of fake electors tried to horn in on the process of affirming electoral votes in Wisconsin, Nevada, Michigan, and Georgia. Governor DeathSantis of Florida lied to his constituents saying…

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CrabDiving – Fri 121120 – SCOTUS Tossed GOP Team Sedition’s Dumb Lawsuit & Americans Are Particularly Stupid About Evolution

SCOTUS Tossed GOP Team Sedition's Dumb Lawsuit

SCOTUS tossed GOP sedition’s dumb lawsuit. House Democrats called for the 126 Republicans supporting Texas’s stupid suit to be unseated. An Arizona GOP leader asked supporters if they were willing to die in an effort to overturn Biden’s win. A…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120920 – Melania Wants To Go Home & Limbaugh Admits Conservatives Want To Dominate Not Coexist

Melania wants to go home. Facebook has been slapped with antitrust lawsuits. Pfizer said they were meeting with the FDA to discuss an issue people with food allergies are having with their vaccine. Biden tapped Buttigieg for the Chinese ambassadorship.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120820 – SCOTUS Rejected Trump’s BS Pennsylvania Lawsuit & UK Gives The World’s First COVID-19 Jab

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SCOTUS rejected Trump’s BS Pennsylvania lawsuit. Sane Americans welcomed Safe Harbor Day which made Biden’s win and Shitler’s exit official. The UK rolled out the coronavirus vaccine to its most vulnerable citizens. Sith Senator Loeffler couldn’t explain her suspicious but…

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CrabDiving – Mon 113020 – Trump Raged Over The “DiaperDon” Twitter Trend & Scotland Wants To Scexit

Trump Raged Over The "DiaperDon" Twitter Trend

Trump raged over the “DiaperDon” Twitter trend. Many Americans traveled over the holiday weekend despite warnings from the CDC and Dr. Fauci. The Crabs reviewed Shitler’s “tiny desk” insanity. Following the encounter with the presidential wee table, Man-baby tossed a…

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