Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Tue 020921 – Nobody Is Shocked Trump’s Impeachment Lawyers Suck

Nobody is shocked Trump’s impeachment lawyers suck. Alleged diddler Dershowitz slammed Shitler’s attorney saying he had no idea what Bizzaro World Atticus Finch was up to. Trump’s legal loons said Man-baby’s impeachment could lead to civil war. Trump-sucking-Senator Mike Lee…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020821 – Trump’s Insurrection Incitement Impeachment Trial In The Senate Starts Tomorrow

Trump's Insurrection Incitement Impeachment Trial In The Senate

Trump’s insurrection incitement impeachment trial in the Senate starts tomorrow. Majority leader Schumer reached an agreement with Senator Saggy Skin, AKA Cocaine Mitch, regarding trial guidelines. New variants have popped up in the U.S. and scientists aren’t thrilled. My Pillow…

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CrabDiving – Wed 011321 – Sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump Impeached For The Second Time

Trump's "Transcript" Left Some Stuff Out

We watched sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump impeached for the second time and surely a rancid doodle was deposited in his Depends. The ensemble of Fox And Friends found themselves divided over Shitler’s impeachment. Dandy GOP authoritarian Matt Gaetz went total nuclear…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010421 – Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials & Assange Will Not Be Extradited

Desperate Trump On Tape Trying To Bully Georgia Officials

Desperate Trump on tape trying to bull Georgia officials seemed super illegal but totally on-brand for this nasty White House. Shitler accused Republicans of being the “surrender caucus” for not trying harder to overturn the results of the 2020 election.…

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