Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Wed 031021 – Zero Republicans Voted For The Desperately Needed COVID Relief Bill

Zero Republicans voted for the desperately needed COVID relief bill. Merrick Garland was confirmed as our nation’s AG. Trump earned yet another “L” in court in his attempt to overturn the election. Representative Katie Porter tore an oil exec a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030321 – Congress Canceled March 4th Votes Due To QAnon Loons & Right Wing Threats

Congress canceled March 4th votes due to QAnon loons & right-wing threats. Scrooge McDuck, AKA Senator Manchin, pushed for a skinnier stimulus because the dude’s forgotten he’s a Democrat. President Biden called out the Governors of Mississippi and Texas for…

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CrabDiving – Tue 030221 – FBI Director Wray Shot Down GOP Lies That Antifa Attacked The Capitol

FBI Director Wray shot down GOP lies that Antifa attacked The Capitol. Wray also explained phone data to the dimwitted insurrectionist Senator Josh Hawley. SCOTUS hinted they’d shamefully uphold GOP voter suppression. Despite the CDC asking folks to continue to…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021821 – Ted Cruz Slithered Down To Cancun While Texas Froze

Ted Cruz slithered down to Cancun while Texas froze. Meanwhile, former Democratic presidential contender Beto O’Rourke organized wellness checks for elderly Texans stuck in the deep freeze. A bill in Cali would decriminalize magical mushrooms, LSD, ketamine along with other…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021721 – Racist, Sexist, Anti-LGBTQ Hatecaster Rush Limbaugh Is Dead

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Racist, sexist, anti-LGBTQ Hatecaster Rush Limbaugh is dead and tweets about urinating upon the oxy walrus’ grave abounded on Twitter. A couple of years ago, Nazi VIP and former Trump White House strategist, Steve Bannon said he thought Trump was…

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