Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Fri 081718 – Trump’s Military Parade Canceled & FOX Confuses Patti La Belle For Aretha

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Trump’s military parade was canceled and the butt-hurt spewing forth from the orange, fetid maw of our rapist-in-chief was indeed prolific. The judge presiding over the trial of Paul Manafort has been threatened, big-time. The ignorant racists of FOX News…

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CrabDiving – Mon 073018 – Rudy Giuliani Insanity Tour & GOP Bigfoot Porn

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The Rudy Giuliani insanity tour continued and the Crabs played the insane ramblings of Trump’s crack attorney. The CBS board took no action against possibly over-horned honcho Les Moonves amid allegations of sexual harassment. Republitwunts claimed they’re trying to avoid…

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CrabDiving – Wed 072518 – Emoluments Suit Against Trump Continues & Stormy’s Arrest Was Political

The emoluments suit against Trump continues and surely that gave Shitler a tremendous taint cramp. Republican Georgia state Rep. Jason Spencer resigned after his pantless, racist encounter with actor Sacha Baron Cohen. Colonel Sanders a.k.a, John Bolton bellowed the second Donald/Vlad…

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