Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 030624 – Nikki Haley Dropped Out and Bye Felicia To Kyrsten Sinema

Nikki Haley dropped out and we said, “Bye Felicia” to Kyrsten Sinema. The MAGAT SCOTUS continued to slow-walk the court date for Trump’s immunity hearing. Delusional fascist wanker Nick Fuentes squirted through his Nazi kakis over Shitler’s supposed hotness. Rapist…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022624 – CPAC Rocked A January 6th Insurrection Pinball Machine

CPAC rocked a January 6th insurrection pinball machine. The Dems have plan for taking control of conservative state houses. A national uptick in syphilliscases have caused a pencillin shortage. Shitler won the South Carolina Primary and then tossed Senator Lindsey…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021224 – MAGA Lost Its Brain Cell Over The “Rigged” Super Bowl and Satanic Hand Signals

MAGA lost its brain cell over the “rigged” Super Bowl and satanic hand signals. Anti-vaxx-wanker RFK had to apologize to his fellow Kennedys for his dumb Super Bowl ad of which he supposedly knew nothing. During the Super Bowl, Cokey…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021024 – Did Tucker Carlson At Least Get A Reach Around From Putin?

Did Tucker Carlson at least get a reach around from Putin? The special counsel appointed for the Biden classified docs found nothing criminal but the salty language in their purposely inaccurate report didn’t reflect that. Trump-hunter Jack Smith may get…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020524 – Ridiculous “God’s Army” Invaded A Texas Border Town

Ridiculous “God’s Army” invaded a Texas border town. Climate scientists have created a more intense category of hurricanes because the globe is getting warm AF. The Senate border bill is everything the demonic GOP ordered but the Trumpkin-repubs won’t pass…

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