Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 092122 – NY Attorney General Is Suing The Hell Out of Trump and Melania Totally Loves Christmas

The NY Attorney General is suing the hell out of Trump and Melania totally loves Christmas. Fascist load Putin announced a mobilization of 300,000. Mike Lindell AKA Mein Pillow is faced with a probe over a plot to target election…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091922 – Trump’s Latest Hate Rally Was More Creepy And Dystopian Than Ever

Trump’s latest hate rally was more creepy and dystopian than ever. Queen Elizabeth was buried following an infinite amount of ceremonies. Shitler hated on Biden bigly for sitting towards the back of the Westminster Abbey for the Queen’s funeral. Hurricane…

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CrabDiving – Thu 091522 – Pillow Slinger and Big Lie Advocate Mike Lindell Got His Cell Phone Seized at Hardee’s

Pillow slinger and big lie advocate Mike Lindell got his cellphone seized at Hardee’s. Dark Brandon’s approval rating is spiking. FOX News told Lindsey to cool it on the forced birth rhetoric or else there will surely be a blue…

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CrabDiving – Wed 090722 – Trump Cult Twists Itself Into A Moronic Pretzel Trying To Explain Don’s Top Secret Docs Collection

As the Trump cult twists itself into a moronic pretzel trying to explain Don’s top secret docs collection, we hear material on foreign nations’ nuclear capabilities was found at Shitler’s beach house in Florida. There’s a ton of military and…

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CrabDiving – Fri 090222 – FBI Found Empty Folders Marked Classified At Trumps’ Golf Club

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The FBI found empty folders marked classified at Trump’s golf club. Crappy fascist and former AG Bill Barr blew up Shitler’s Mara Lago document scandal defense. POTUS defended his blistering anti-MAGAT speech.  Nick Begich aims to spoil loser Palin’s chances…

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