Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 030321 – Congress Canceled March 4th Votes Due To QAnon Loons & Right Wing Threats

Congress canceled March 4th votes due to QAnon loons & right-wing threats. Scrooge McDuck, AKA Senator Manchin, pushed for a skinnier stimulus because the dude’s forgotten he’s a Democrat. President Biden called out the Governors of Mississippi and Texas for…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021821 – Ted Cruz Slithered Down To Cancun While Texas Froze

Ted Cruz slithered down to Cancun while Texas froze. Meanwhile, former Democratic presidential contender Beto O’Rourke organized wellness checks for elderly Texans stuck in the deep freeze. A bill in Cali would decriminalize magical mushrooms, LSD, ketamine along with other…

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