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CrabDiving – Mon 110419 – Trump Formally Withdraws From The Paris Agreement & The President Must Show His Taxes

Trump Formally Withdraws From The Paris Agreement

Trump formally withdraws from the Paris Agreement because the previous president that signed it was black. Cheeto lost his appeal in his New York tax case. Joltin’ Joe Biden is the only Dem topping Man-baby in battleground states. We learned…

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CrabDiving – Fri 110119 – Trump’s Loony Prosperity Pastor Gets A White House Job & Bogus Jobs Numbers

Trump's Loony Prosperity Pastor Gets A White House Job

Trump’s loony prosperity pastor Paula White gets a White House job and everyone wants to puke. Cheeto spewed forth especially bogus employment numbers. It’s not looking good for presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. Farmers’ income numbers were inflated by federal aid.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102819 – Trump Mightily Booed At The World Series & Donald’s Crazy al-Baghdadi Announcement

Trump Mightily Booed At The World Series

We covered the news of Trump mightily booed at The World Series, and the Crabs want to use the audio as a ringtone. The fascists of Fox & Friends edited out the jeers directed at PEEOTUS at National’s Stadium. Shitler’s…

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CrabDiving – Fri 102519 – Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter & Another Judge Rules Against Trump

Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter

Trump sucker Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter while he was talking to a fellow henchman about an urgent need of cash and a hankering to get back to Bahrain and business. Republicans are admitting worry over the impeachment battle. A…

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CrabDiving – Wed 101619 – Trump’s Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan & Bipartisan House Condemnation of Trump

Trump's Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan

Trump’s unbelievable letter to Erdogan was breaking news during today’s live CrabDiving Podcast. Most of the passages from the rapist’s missive were considered total lunacy by Pat and Ryan. The Donald lost his marbles ranting at Pelosi and Schumer during a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 101519 – Thanks To Trump Turkey Is Killing Kurds & John Bolton Called Rudy A Hand Grenade

Thanks To Trump Turkey Is Killing Kurds

Thanks to Trump, Turkey is killing Kurds. The Kurds also announced that a whole bunch of ISIS affiliates have escaped after Turkish bombing. Testicular carbuncle Liz Cheney blamed the Turkish invasion of the Kurds on the Dems’ impeachment inquiry. Some…

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