Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Tue 043019 – Scumbag Jacob Wohl Recruited Men To Smear Pete Buttigieg & Trump’s Crappy Fed Pick

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Scumbag Jacob Wohl recruited men to smear Pete Buttigieg. Venezuelans rallied around opposition leader Guaido’s calls for an uprising. Christo-dweeb Secretary of State Pompeo claimed Russia stopped Nicolas Maduro from fleeing the country. Trump’s pick for the Federal Reserve, Stephen…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042419 – Measles Cases Surge Thanks To Antivaxxers & Trump Rages Over Mueller Report

Measles cases surge thanks to antivaxxers. Trump wandered off the teleprompter during a speech about opioid abuse in what sounded like paranoia and delusion. Christo-nut Dave Daubenmire assured his mouth-breathing minions Hillary was indicted by jeebus. Apparently, Shitler lost his…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042319 – Trump Defies Congressional Subpoenas & The Mueller Report Is A Best Seller

Trump Defies Congressional Subpoenas

Trump defies congressional subpoenas just as any old totalitarian might. Secretary Clinton and Speaker Pelosi admitted Shitler may need to be impeached. Cheeto’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, in charge of peace in the Middle East, got shut down when the elitist…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041919 – To Impeach Or Not to Impeach & Loony Religious Nuts Fear Buttigieg

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To impeach or not to impeach was the question soundly answered by presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren. Democrats in the House are inexplicably stymied by the impeachment dilemma. Shitler shamed former White House Counsel Don McGahn for taking the notes, evidenced…

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