Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Fri 062819 – Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling & Harris Dunked on Biden

Trump and Putin Joked About Election Meddling

Trump and Putin joked about election meddling at the G20 in Japan. The United States Women’s Soccer Team won the quarterfinals for the World Cup, defeating France. A dangerous heat wave is torturing Europe. The Crabs analyzed night two of…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062519 – Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him “Retarded” & Falwell Jr. Is A Garbage Person

Trump Threatened Obliteration After Iran Called Him Retarded

Trump threatened obliteration after Iran called him “retarded.” Consumer confidence dropped to the lowest levels since September 2017. Migrant kids held at a particularly heinous Trump concentration camp were temporarily moved for the sake of optics. Wayfair faced protests from…

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CrabDiving – Mon 062419 – Deplorable Migrant Children Centers Conditions & Oregon GOP Still MIA

Deplorable Migrant Children Center Conditions

Deplorable migrant children centers conditions have proved shameful and it seems the Trump Administration’s faux pro-life stance doesn’t extend to non-white kids separated by zero tolerance. The fascists at ICE postponed their Gestapo style round-ups of our undocumented brothers and…

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CrabDiving – Thu 062019 – Roy Moore Rides Again & McConnell Opposes Reparations Because We Had A Black President

Roy Moore rides again and surely the time in the saddle will be even rougher for the rapey wanna-be Senator. The US slammed Iran for an unprovoked attack on a spy-drone. Cocaine Mitch and the U.S. Senate blocked Trump’s arms…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061919 – Another Tired Trump Racist Hate Rally & Falwell Jr.’s Poolboy

Another Tired Trump Racist Hate Rally

Another tired Trump racist rally popped off in Murica. At Shitler Fest, a vile deplorable was arrested for smacking the phone from a reporter’s hand. Fellow Dems slammed former VP Biden for wistfully reminiscing about his time in the legislature…

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