Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Fri 053119 – Trump Announced Insane Mexico Tariffs & Prosperity Preacher Kenneth Copeland Got Grilled

Trump Announced Insane Mexico Tariffs

Trump announced insane Mexico tariffs to appease the RWNJ racists in Murica. Nazi twunt Laura Ingraham defended former Republican House candidate and current nazi Paul Nehlen, moaning that prominent white supremacists are being censored on social media. And of course,…

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CrabDiving – Wed 052919 – Mueller Finally Speaks & Satanic Temple Takes On GOP Forced Birth Laws

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Mueller finally speaks but only hints at the “i-word.” Special Counsel Mueller made a point to say the report doesn’t say what Shitler and Billy Barr are reporting. The number of House and Senate Dems supporting the impeachment of Cheeto…

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CrabDiving – Fri 051019 – Republican State Legislators Seek The Handmaid’s Tale & Trump’s Adds Tariffs On China

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The Republican state legislators seek The Handmaid’s Tale as evidenced by the gaggle of anti-choice bills plopping forth from the right’s sphincters. Fascist, fake president Trump said he’s not in a rush to reach a trade deal with China. Conserva-loon…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050619 – Trump Complained About The Kentucky Derby Following Rules & Really Racist Georgia Town

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Trump complained about the Kentucky Derby on Twitter over the weekend and of course, there was a marvelous spelling error. Hundreds of federal prosecutors signed a letter stating the only reason Cheeto has not been charged with a crime, based…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050119 – Lying Bill Barr Must Resign & Biden Fear Drives Trump To Over 50 Crazy Tweets

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Lying Bill Barr must resign is the call heard from adults after Billy’s bullcrap testimony to the senate regarding his fictional non-summary summary of the Mueller Report. During the hearing, Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse told Attorney General Barr he couldn’t…

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