Trump threatens to declare a national emergency just to get his dumb, racist wall erected. Shitler said a bunch of weird crap about the shutdown during a bizarre press conference. Lawmaker Rashida Tlaib inspired progressives by proclaiming she’d impeach the mofo. A federal…
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CrabDiving – Thu 122718 – Fake Trump Bone Spurs & Michelle Obama Most Admired
The fake Trump bone spurs that kept his orange, rich face out of the Vietnam war resurfaced in the news. America confidence in the economy dropped to the lowest levels since the summer. The new Secretary of Defense pushed the military…
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CrabDiving – Fri 122118 – GOP Scrambles To Avoid Trump Shutdown & Atheism Growing Less Politically Toxic
As the the GOP scrambles to avoid Trump shutdown it seems pretty pointless. Our so-called FLOTUS left Cheeto for Mar-a-Lago, Merry Christmas! Liberal Supreme Ruth Bader Ginsburg had masses removed from her lungs and she seemed fine after the procedure. In…
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CrabDiving – Thu 122018 – Trump Government Shutdown Looms & Loons Crowdfunding The Stupid Wall
The Trump government shutdown looms and the Crabs covered the impending fallout. Bob Corker laughed in the face of reptile Ted Cruz as the Texan legislator tried to shore up the support of Trump’s dumb, racist wall. Man-baby readied to…
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CrabDiving – Wed 121918 – Artistically Designed Steel Slats & Prison Reform Passes The Senate Bigly
This artistically designed steel slats in lieu of a solid, Murican concrete border wall was a big fail in the eyes of RWNJ media. The Crabs learned tons of immigrant children are crammed into shelters at our southern border. Along…
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CrabDiving – Tue 120418 – Roger Stone Pleads The Fifth & North Carolina GOP Vote Theft
Roger Stone pleads the fifth and refuses to hand over emails that most likely incriminate the dandy. Trump walked back his massive victory lap regarding a trade deal with Chinar. Because the China deal turned out to be fictitious AF, the…
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