The Hollywood Hick – Fri 021216 – Beyonce Nothing New Album Sucks & Ted Cruz Is A Dick

On this episode, Brent Parris opines that the Beyonce nothing new album sucks, Ted Cruz is a straight-up dick, and lots more hilarity. The Hick is finding it challenging to curb his language for all the sensitive bitch-ass-bitches and wants y’all Mother-Truckers to do your freaking job. STFU and quit being a puss! Kayne gets knocked on his head for being a dumbass. There ain’t nuthin new in Beyonce’s album and it ain’t that great. Republican Presidential candidate Ted Cruz is of course a liar and cheater. But more than that, he’s a dick for pulling an ad campaign that featured a former soft-core star. In the porn industry, gay scenes pay better than straight ones. The Hick announces his immunity to titty-balls!

The Hick also covers all the latest entertainment headlines and feel-good-about-yourself stories. A new episode of the Hollywood Hick drops twice a week and it always streams on the CrabDiving Network.

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