CrabDiving – Fri 021315 – RWNJ Man-Crushes On Chuck Norris, Obama Pulls A Bush, Faithless Friday

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#Faithless Friday on CrabDiving delivers the following tales of right wing ninn-i-tude: Texas Republican really wants to put Chuck Norris in his mouth; speaking of mouths, a simpleton street preacher in the newly gay-marrying state of Alabama can’t get over the sight of two dudes tonguing #growup; somehow the state of California is letting evil corporations dump crap into the aquifers; in more Alabama news, a non-white decides to take a stroll and he gets paralyzed by a thug cop; the top 5 songs in Murica happen to really sux; dude in Georgia rapes a corpse and then steals a bicycle; Obama decides to start a never-ending war with ISIS. Finally, on Faithless Friday, Pat and Ryan learn all about the ridic bullshit that Jehovah’s Witnesses believe in.

send Chuck Norris after ISIS

 

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