CrabDiving – Fri 030218 – Everyone Hates Trump’s Trade War & Poor Roy Moore

Everyone hates Trump’s trade war and the Crabs reported on the hilarious shade thrown Man-baby’s way! We learned Shitler was angry and “unglued” when he started that trade war. Actors Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway said they would be presenting at the Oscars, despite last year’s huge flub. PEEOTUS, Melanoma and pervy Pence figuratively ejaculated upon the grave of god dude Billy Graham. Molester Roy Moore raised money for his character defamation lawsuit. RWNJ loon load Alex Jones said insanely stupid crap about Africa and the fictional country of Wakanda from the “Black Panther.” Hideous Republitwunts in Kentucky decided not to limit the rights of parents to marry off their children, WTF. A racist troll thought it would be fine because he was a fireman to spit and verbally assault a preschooler. Christo “prophets” gathered at Trump’s Washington Hotel to unleash Jesus magic upon the detractors of Czar Cheeto. Finally, the Crabs reported on a church ceremony where guns are blessed.

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