McConnell disses Trump but will still vote for the orange-faced-douche, cuz that’s what the GOP does, yo. Mittens Romney hosts an emergency retreat with fellow old, “straight” white male dicks to come up with a strategy to best The Donald. Gawker, the site the outed Paypal founder Peter Thiel, goes bankrupt. Bill Clinton’s ex-lover Dolly Kyle talks about Madame Secretary’s fat ankles. Justin Bieber gets punchy at the NBA finals and ends up on the ground, ha ha! Goose-stepping GOP darling Pat Buchanan informs Murica that Donald Trump is not racist. RWNJ loon and moronic ex-sheriff Carl Gallup suggests Target managers should be held accountable for anyone who suffers diddling at the hands of evil faux-trans-pervs. Louis Gohmert issues forth total stupidity from his Texan maw regarding transgender rights. A GOP senator calls for the death of Obama on accident, we think. Raging racist lunatic director of Passion Of the Christ is making a sequel to the gross, melodramatic crucifixion story. An Arkansas lawmaker has a figurative head-on collision with hypocrisy. A drunk driver is busted and you best unlock his cock lock before tossing him in the pokey. A bomb goes off in a Target bathroom in Evanston, Illinois.
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