CrabDiving – Fri 072415 – Snakes Invasion & Sir Dumbalot Guards Recruiting Office

Friday’s episode of the Crabs includes stories of snakes invasion and the usual RWNJ lunacy.  Lots of asshat topics are covered.  A Wisconsinite mistakes a dog for a lion and opens fire.  A house is blighted with serpents of the poisonous variety.  We are under attack by insects.  Mayflies are shutting down bridges!  Tourists set-up the perfect selfies while animals get pissed.  People are still getting gunned down all over the place.  The President that gave us healthcare, marriage equality, and a dead Osama Bib Laden also deals in sexual deviancy.  Rush Limbaugh is a blithering oxy jerkoff that thinks our tolerant society is turning kids into pervy sex maniacs.  The “Rob Ford drop” reappears on CrabDiving and celebration ensues.  A knight in crappy armor guards a military recruitment office.  The top five songs in Murica per Billboard USA are reviewed and some of the tunes don’t suck donkey balls. 
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Snakes Invasion. A Knight In Crappy Armor Guards Recruitment Office.

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