Friday’s episode of the Crabs includes stories of snakes invasion and the usual RWNJ lunacy. Lots of asshat topics are covered. A Wisconsinite mistakes a dog for a lion and opens fire. A house is blighted with serpents of the poisonous variety. We are under attack by insects. Mayflies are shutting down bridges! Tourists set-up the perfect selfies while animals get pissed. People are still getting gunned down all over the place. The President that gave us healthcare, marriage equality, and a dead Osama Bib Laden also deals in sexual deviancy. Rush Limbaugh is a blithering oxy jerkoff that thinks our tolerant society is turning kids into pervy sex maniacs. The “Rob Ford drop” reappears on CrabDiving and celebration ensues. A knight in crappy armor guards a military recruitment office. The top five songs in Murica per Billboard USA are reviewed and some of the tunes don’t suck donkey balls.
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Snakes Invasion. A Knight In Crappy Armor Guards Recruitment Office.
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