Maybe they’ll let Steve Bannon wear multiple orange shirts in jail. The Crabs reviewed the Trump outtakes from a bizarre speech meant to calm his violent MAGAT foot soldiers who were storming the Capitol. Missouri Democrats have planned a Hawley 5k race for charity after seeing the big-lie Senator running from rioters during the insurrection. Creepy Vince McMahon has severed ties with the WWE after allegations of sexual misconduct. Florida bubble-boy Marco Rubio blathered something stupid about gay people and marriage equality. Former Epstein BFF Alan Dershowitz can’t stop complaining about being blackballed on Martha’s Vineyard. White nationalist load Nick Fuentes declared Generation Z must recover the “lost wisdom from our racist grandparents.” Showman for Christ Greg Locke denounced a witch for attempting to ruin his marriage. The Christian nationalist also encouraged his flock to not text the witch in question. Prophet Kat Kerr told us all about the socialism popping off in heaven, including rail systems and star cruisers powered by light.
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