Trump’s loony prosperity pastor Paula White gets a White House job and everyone wants to puke. Cheeto spewed forth especially bogus employment numbers. It’s not looking good for presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. Farmers’ income numbers were inflated by federal aid. In Indiana, a woman was smothered to death by an evil serpent to which she had given shelter. An escaped python in West Virginia was found by a postal worker. A 2000 pound great white shark has been roaming the south Atlantic coast. A surfer jumped off his board and landed upon a shark, womp womp. Snorkelers down under were attacked by swimming dinosaurs and managed to survive, less one foot. Beto said buh-bye to the 2020 presidential battle. Angry, drunk monkeys are terrorizing tourists at a Thai resort. A Bible date between Florida bros devolved into gunfire. A World Series fan was caught on camera suggesting Trump was an “asshole in the fucking White House.”
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