CrabDiving - Fri 121115 - Fiorina v Cuomo & A Bleeding Cookie

On Faithless Friday, the Crabs listen to clips of Fiorina v Cuomo on her Planned Parenthood video lies. Cops are deleting tapes and covering up a hooker scandal, but it’s a Florida thing. You wouldn’t understand. The rapist-cop from Oklahoma will probably get like 200 years in prison. The police might have killed some of the bikers in that insane Waco shootout. There’s a bleeding cookie, which is for sure a sign from sky-god. Atheists in Nebraska out-think all the Christo-ninnies. The lunatic that who fired shots into a Home Depot parking lot is losing her pea-shooter privileges, but not forever. Douche pop star Justin Bieber spends a quarter of a million dollars in one weekend of partying and decides to get angels inked to his idiot neck. Bryan Fischer says Islam is “the ebola virus of culture”. Finally, the Crabs cover the top five songs in Murica per Billboard USA.