CrabDiving – Mon 011518 – Hawaii Missile Warning & Trump’s Porn Star Payoff

The Hawaii missile warning surely freaked folks out and the Crabs covered the whole snafu on this episode. Dem Dick Durbin demanded Trump release recordings of the meeting where Shitler busted out the shithole comment. Loony-bird broadcaster Alex Jones accused anti-Trump factions of orchestrating the bogus missile warning in Hawaii. Evidenced by a recent poll, dingbat Republicans professed much love for Cheeto Teats. The Crabs sorted through lurid details of PEEOTUS’ relationship with former adult actress Stormy Daniels. Former Sheriff and current simpleton racist Joe Arpaio learned of his guilt on live television. The Trump Administration installed a 24 year old drug Czar. Legal marijuana lowered crime rates in several states. Don-the-Con’s administration finally released a pregnant undocumented teen to get an abortion. Pat and Ryan learned conserv-a-jerk actor James Woods is considering a run for Governor in Cali. U.S. Intelligence Officials warned Kushner the Chinese might use Rupert Murdoch’s ex-wife to gain influence upon Trump.

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