CrabDiving – Mon 031615 – Lesbian Jedi, Tom Cotton’s Face Is Wang Like, Tebow Return?

On Monday, Pat and Ryan talk Tebow and Israel, plus they cover the following: Tom Cotton looks like a schlong with ears and is worried that Iran may soon control a city that is already their own #dullard; California coastline gets some protection, which is sad if you’re a Koch bros; McDonalds wants to put mayo on your third degree burn; the new Star Wars film features a lesbian Jedi #sweet; Crisis Pregnancy Center don’t know nothing ’bout birthin’ no babies. Lastly, a finely sweatered Glenn Beck wants the open carry #ammosexual movement to slow their roll.

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