CrabDiving - Mon 032816 - No GOP Convention Guns & Nathan Deal Does The Right Thing

No GOP convention guns is the word from the powers-that-be and on some level, the Crabs are a bit sad. Ted Cruz is worried for our religious liberty in a creepy, Taliban kind of way. The Clinton campaign is worried about Bernie’s tone. Nathan Deal did the right thing for the LGBT community in Georgia, cuz of football. Pat Robertson can’t believe the NFL isn’t being all homophobic and evil. Glenn Beck can’t believe the Ted Cruz sex scandal is real because Tedly has been anointed by God and stuff. The Crabs also play a loony clip from a bow-tied-dandy-conservative cracker from south Georgia with all the wrong ideas.