CrabDiving – Mon 050619 – Trump Complained About The Kentucky Derby Following Rules & Really Racist Georgia Town

Trump complained about the Kentucky Derby on Twitter over the weekend and of course, there was a marvelous spelling error. Hundreds of federal prosecutors signed a letter stating the only reason Cheeto has not been charged with a crime, based on Mueller’s findings, is due to his POTUS-ness. The U.S. moved warships closer to Iran for reasons unspecified. Man-baby threatened to increase tariffs upon China resulting in a drop in the markets. Red Sox Manager Alex Cora said he was skipping the customary White House visits for World Series Champs due to The Donald’s limp response to Hurricane Maria victims. A pro-level racist mayor in Georgia withdrew a candidate from consideration for City Administrator because the applicant is African American, while another council member claimed his Bible tells him whites and blacks shouldn’t marry. The horribly-faced Mnuchin gave the House Dems the finger over the orange one’s tax returns. Mouth-breathing Jeebus kook Coach Dave Daubenmire urged his low functioning followers to rally in the street outside of Hillary and Bill Clinton’s house and demand an indictment of Madame Secretary. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave the twitter smackdown to creepy crook GOP Senator Rick Scott who took a typically ridiculous swipe at the freshman Representative and her Green New Deal.

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