CrabDiving – Mon 051815 – Lindsey Graham Running, Jeb Backs Bigots

On Monday, the Crabs highlight the usual RWNJ lunacy which includes these stories: Lindsey Graham, running for President, makes a slow, graceful entrance into the 2016 Republican clown-car.  Glenn Beck trolls doomsday preppers. Chuck Norris explains how O-bummer litr’ally constructed an apocalypse.  Jeb Bush thinks Christians can discriminate.  Obama makes pigs give up their stupid tanks.  Yoga is like oh so satanic and stuff; whiskey vagina is real, y’all.  GOP simpletons want big government to build Jesus-y theme parks.  Finally, Pat and Ryan learn how slow, safe and deliberate drivers are marginalized in Murica.

Lindsey Graham running for President

 

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