CrabDiving – Mon 070317 – Chris Christie Beached & Fox and Friends Suckled Trump

Chris Christie beached AF on this episode of the CrabDiving political podcast. Merkel’s squad didn’t refer to Murcia as a friend in recent rhetoric. The Donald went old school commie by opting to make Poland the first stop on an upcoming foreign jaunt. The dolts at Fox And Friends sounded like idiots praising Shitler’s stupid gif-body-slamming of CNN. A reporter received death threats after revealing the identity of the racist creep that created the aforementioned stupid CNN clip. Faux lib and MSNBC talking head Joe Scarborough said Trump asked for the name of the doc that lifted Mika’s face like ten times. Eric Trump blocked a Bachelor producer on Twitter due to some aggressive bedazzling where the son of Shitler was transformed into a glitter-vampire. Speaking of Twitler’s ferret-esque spawn, Eric’s “charitable” foundation lied when it told donors their cash was going to children with cancer. A study told us people voted for the orange-a-hole-face cuz racism, duh. In stupid news, the moronic state of Georgia made it so college kids can conceal carry on campus. The Crabs new home state of Florida made the stand-your-ground law a little less crappy.

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