On Monday, Pat and Ryan cover the Alabama secession rally chockablock full of racist, dim-witted morons. The Crabs also pinch-off usual nutjob stories. Mount McKinley is losing its slave name and RWNJs are going ape-shit, especially one ninny in Ohio. Obama visits Alaska to make a stand for climate change. Homophobe Kim Davis possibly angers her silly sky-god by giving a marriage license to a transgendered man. Ashley Madison is more popular than ever, even though there are no real chicks and zero reasons to think your personal info is safe on their site. Grindr is more popular than Facebook cuz of the wang. Texas secessionists gather signatures to create their own ridic republic. Virginia shooting gets homophobic coverage from CNN until wormhole enthusiast Don Lemon comes to the rescue. Alabamans with a particularly thick boner for the stars and bars hold a limply attended rally. Ted Cruz sounds like the Taliban on crack as he goes full Old Testament.
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Alabama Secession Rally & Mount McKinley Loses Slave Name
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