CrabDiving – Mon 101617 – Americans Want Obamacare Fixed & Pence Is Scary

Americans want Obamacare fixed but the GOP and Shitler continue to not give a single amoeba crap. Cheeto Teats finally mentioned the Green Berets that died in Niger and the words of PEEOTUS went over like a lead balloon. The candle-faced Mitch McConnell launched verbal salvos at alleged meth-head and Nazi freak Steve Bannon. Creepy Mama’s boy VP Pence drew a microscopic crowd in the reddest part of Virginia. Speaking of Jesus-bot Mikey P., the Crabs discussed a must-read article on the repressed loon. The orange-a-hole-face bragged about his politically correct cabinet, which is of course almost totally white dudes. Students in a New Jersey high school walked out of class after a student was horrifically chided for not speaking “American.” The SCOTUS backed an order to remove the Ten Commandments from a courthouse, sweet.


Pence Eats Alone

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