The Crabs cover the GOP in full racist mode on the eve of the midterms and what could prove to be a massive Blue wave. While chilling with the racist GOP gubernatorial candidate for Florida governor, Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue busted out an obscure, racist expression involving slaves and cotton. The right wing rag The Washington Examiner tweeted that Trump is going to Hell, which was surely the result of a hack. Redneck militia gun loons vowed to defend the state of Georgia against socialist “beeotch” Stacey Abrams, as the micropenis-douches squeezed off rounds at a gun range. The SCOTUS refused to hear a case challenging Cali’s conceal carry gun laws. Yet another racist robocall went out and this time it was aimed at Oprah Winfrey and progressive candidate Stacey Abrams. A duo of simpleton, scheming hunters shot each other and then engaged in an unsuccessful attempt to frame innocent, nonexistent immigrants. A bigoted wacko is scrawling racial slurs upon whiteboards at the EPA but even still, the Chief of Staff of the agency claims there was no racism within their offices, lol. Christo-twunt Michele Bachmann said illegal immigrants are causing a new polio-like disease in kids as well as other “eradicated” diseases. Paul LePage is threatening to the move to Crabs’ home state of Florida. There’s yet another church/state Ten Commandments story as Alabama voters will decide if they want those big, dumb stone tablets situated in their courthouses.
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