Awful Roy Moore quotes were read on this episode of CrabDiving and the angry libs nearly barfed. The New Yorker cut ties with Ryan Lizza over ‘”improper sexual conduct.” A suicide bomber failed in attempt to blow up the New York subway. GOP Senate candidate molester Roy Moore insanely blamed drive-by shootings on evolution being taught in schools. Speaking of the Republican child predator, Roy Moore was interviewed by a 12 year old girl for no good reason. Evil dick-bag Jeff Sessions said some scary crap about marijuana legislation. The Pentagon said it will allow transgender recruits per a judge’s order. A Florida couple found two huge pythons chilling in civilization. Finally, in another “When Animals Get Pissed” moment, the Crabs learned all about the terrifying existence of a gigantic shark spotted off the Australian coast.