CrabDiving – Thu 011416 – Ted Cruz Troubles & Duck Dicks’ Endorsement

Ted Cruz troubles are for real. This episode, the Crabs also learn that despite what President Obama said about cancer during the State Of The Union, a doctor on Faux News says the Commander In Chief ain’t right the right dude to cure it. Speaking of cancer, the best movie villain ever Alan Rickman dies. Planned Parenthood is suing the anti-choice boobs that made those stupid, fake videos. The Donald predicts that manhandling of Trump protesters will only intensify as his strangely successful campaign continues. Ted Cruz not natural born. Christo-ninny Cruz gains the endorsement of the Duck Dicks. Flesh couch and Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huck-ster-bee caterwauls that Hillary will mos def employ voter fraud to win. Gun a-hole Wayne LaPierre wants to debate Obama. A couple of militant penis-gun-packers get in a drunken brawl and somebody ends up shot to death. Pat and Ryan also tune into the kids’ table GOP debate and everyone sounds really freaking stupid.

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