Michael Cohen poll rigging and payments made in cash in Walmart bags are just another typical story in the Trump era. Bonus: Who knew the bag of cash Cohen delivered was to some Liberty University douche? Shitler shat all over the cornflakes of The Speaker of the House with a last-minute denial of a trip Pelosi and company were taking overseas. The Mississippi government tweeted they would be closed to recognize the birthday of Robert E. Lee and Martin Luther King Jr. on the same day! White supremacist legislator Steve King slammed his racist GOP colleagues for not coming to his defense. For the most part, a sign of hope is that it seems Iowa voters would rather white nationalist Steve King resign. Finally, the Crabs learned all about “Cumblr,” the sexy alternative to the newly family-friendly Tumblr, which is now apparently being overrun with nazis.
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